Words of Mark Part 8:

YES, ABSOLUTELY, 
I, MARK SOHLDEN
BRENT'S UNCLE

DO SUPPORT OPEN DISCUSSIONS OF RELIGIOUS TOPICS ON THIS BOARD, AND WELCOME ALL TO DISCUSS FALSE RELIGION ON THE THREADS OF MY NEPHEW, BRENT,
BUT NOT TO OPENLY LIE AND BLASPHEME ON ANY OF MY THREADS!!!!

GO SOME PLACE ELSE IF YOU WANT TO LIE AND TO ATTACK THE TRUTH THAT JESUS LIVES.
GO SOME PLACE ELSE IF YOU WANT TO PEDDLE THE FALSE RELIGION THAT PROMOTES ONCE SAVED ALWAYS SAVED,
ETERNAL SECURITY,
MAN IS AS GOD WAS, CRAP
ANYTHING TO DO WITH FALSE AUTHORITY TO BAPTIZE ANYONE
FALSE AUTHORITY WITHOUT ANY REVELATION FROM JESUS AS TO THE HEART OF A CELESTIAL ENTRANT.
SURE, YOU CAN BAPTIZE SOME ONE WHOSE HEART IS DECEPTIVE, BUT THAT IS ON THEM, NOI THE ONE WHO HELPS ONE INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD.

FALSE DOCTRINE IS NOT WELCOME ON MY THREADS, BUT TO LIE OPENLY IS CERTAINLY NOT WELCOME ON MY THREADS.
SO FAR, NO ONE HAS REPLIED OR COMMENTED ON THIS BOARD BUT MY NEPHEW AND I

I THINK IT IS EVERY DUTY OF EVERY SAINT TO SIMPLY TELL THE TRUTH TO ALL THAT YOU KNOW AND TELL IT OFTEN, OFFERING WORKS MEAT FOR REPENTANCE ON THE ALTAR OF JESUS.

OTHERWISE, YOUR FAITH IS IN VAIN,
AND IN THE END, IF YOU PROCLAIM A LIE KNOWING IT IS A LIE UNDER GREAT KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE COMBINED, AND YOU BECOME INDIFFERENT, THE LORD IN THE END SHALL 
SAY TO YOU WHO DO SO, DEPART FROM ME YE CURSED!!!

I DO NOT THINK THAT ANYONE NOW IN A TERRESTRIAL PLAIN OF EXISTENCE KNOWS WHAT GOD TRULY IS, AND DOES NOT KNOW THE PERFECT MERCY OF JESUS OR THE PERFECT JUSTICE OF 
GOD THAT MUST BE COMBINED IN ONE ETERNAL TABERNACLE WHO IS GOD'S ETERNAL HEIR, JESUS.



SO DO YOUR WORST ON MY NEPHEW'S THREADS, BUT TRY TO DO YOUR BEST ON MINE, AND I WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU STUMBLE UNKNOWINGLY, BUT NOT IF YOU CHOOSE TO STRIKE AGAINST
HARD CORE TRUTHS THAT EVERY SCRIPTURE OF GOD OPENLY SUPPORTS IN EVERY SINGLE WAY.
 

To this Mark replied with fury and spitfire and holier-than-thou rage, falsely using the names of the Godhead in ignorance of his pure lack of humility. To be put into my book, later.



5:51 AM



I am streaming, second stream, been streaming all night long. Showed me sleeping, in the morning I asked God to take my delusions but not my true beliefs away and he gave me a revelation.



WAYS TO DISERN AND KNOW ALL TRUTH AND REALITY



ANOTHER WAY) When you have an experience but it is not backed up by anything concrete, it's probably a delusion.



I said to my stream, I was under the delusion that Maggie and I were basically the masters of this multiverse or the center of it, and that was based upon an experience satan gave me, not Maggie. Or in other words, Maggie and I did not share this delusional experience. First, there is no evidence or proof to back this experience up, no scripture, revelation or angel message, no book or magisterial teaching, nor anything else at all to back this evil experience up. And what Shane experiences can be backed up. What I claim to experience cannot be.



THE REST OF THE WAYS) (THAT I DID NOT DISCARD)



A Treatise On How To Know All Reality


(In 21 Parts)

By Brent S.

“Deception is deceptive”- Douglas Hatten.

Stray from this system long and you will quickly find yourself in errors and heresies.

“I never hear of a man damned for believing too much, but they are damned for their unbelief” –Joseph Smith, Jr., 1844.

“But this I confess unto thee, that after the way which they call heresy, so worship I the God of my fathers, believing all things which are written in the law and the prophets”- Paul, Acts 24:14

“…and in the New Testament and True Books of the Pseudepigrapha and Deuterocanonical works, and in fine all true Holy Books inspired by God, and all true principles, in short all light and truth, whatever the source” –Brent S.

“Here I stand. I can do none else. God help me.” –Martin Luther.

Introduction: There are at least 21 Ways to know what is true, and what is false. I propose these after long years of deliberation and thought since the germ of these things was planted in me by an insufficient article I read called “How To Escape Deception” by Douglas Hatten on the Hope of Zion yuku boards. But the principles this article taught did not keep me from deception. I have been deceived by many things since, and am prone to delusion. I went through a process akin to Rene Descartes in his “Meditations On First Philosophy”, only I started with the basis of a knowledge and testimony that the Scriptures are true, therefore God is real and history and humanity is real rather than doubting everything as Descartes did. For I doubted everything not expressly confirmed by the Scriptures I knew, insofar as I had discovered yet at that time at least.

I filled nearly an entire notebook with these processes and deliberations, making many mistakes as well as discoveries in the acquisition of truth. One thing I later learned is that although you can receive the Divine Witness of the Holy Spirit for all things, you can receive no witness until after the trial of your faith. (Book of Mormon, Ether 5:7 1908, RCE; 12:6 LDS)

The 21 Ways To Discern Reality:

Way # 1) The best Way, and the most Sure, is the Divine Witness of the Holy Ghost, or knowledge from any personal experience of any kind, in agreement with the Scriptures and Ways 2, 4,5, 6, 8, 9 and 10 below, and the first one given in DIARY XVI, above.

By the power of the Holy Ghost you may know the truth of all things (Moroni 10:5). But, as stated earlier, and I must emphasize, one cannot receive this Witness until his/her faith has been tested in this thing. As far as personal experience goes, if it contradicts the Scriptures inspired by God that experience must be thrown out and Scriptures must take precedence.

The reason I say the witness of the Holy Spirit has to be in agreement with those other Ways is because Satan can give you a false feeling that masquerades as the Holy Spirit and imitates Him enough to fool those who do not know the difference.

Way #2) By the testimony of others, or law of two or three witnesses,

“In the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established. (II Corinthians 13:1)

This does not have to be two or three people necessarily testifying to the same thing, but can
be two or three records or sources, or objects, etc.

A caution here. You can easily find a conspiracy of liars, or a group of people who will testify to a lie they believe in. To paraphrase Douglas Hattten, it is harder to find three Hindis and a
Buddhist who will testify to the truth of Christianity than it would be to find three Hindis and two
Buddhists who will testify to the truth of their own religions.

The testimony of others covers a wide-range of sciences, humanities, arts, technological
advancements, mathematical knowledge, etc., as well as a vast knowledge base of common
Scriptural, philosophical and Theological acumen, as well as knowledge gained from true
testimonies of the Afterlife from Near Death Experiences, and all this shared knowledge of
both the physical and spiritual and mental worlds can all be generally assumed to be true
with some exceptions. Not all established “fact” is actually reality but this must be reasoned
out and tested out and studied and have a general consensus reached on it by the common
pool of humanity, and other things must be revealed to us by God, and will, in time, reach a
point when everyone believes the truth about everything, but men being as full of opinions
as they are, this is still a long way off yet. But for personal knowledge of concepts that may
or may not be true, I refer you to all the other Ways.

Way #3) By the Scriptures that are inspired by God.

Scripture means “something written”

“And whoso treasureth up my Words shall not be
deceived"
- Matthew 24:39 (Inspired Version Only (Joseph Smith Translation)) Joseph Smith 1:37,
Pearl of Great Price, LDS)

“All Scripture inspired of God is profitable to teach, to reprove, to correct, to instruct in justice”
-Thomas Aquinas quoting his copy of I Timothy 3:16 in Summa Theologica: God, Part One
The Nature And Domain of Sacred Doctrine Article 1 Contrary after Objection 2, which agrees
with I Timothy 3:16 in the Inspired Version (Joseph Smith Translation)

In order to escape deception one must stay grounded in the Scriptures, and nothing
one allows him/herself to believe may contradict them, for where Scriptures and tradition
contradict, the Scriptures have primacy always, in all cases. One must eat, breathe and
drink them, know them, meditate on them, contemplate them, and it would also be helpful
to read them out loud, for faith cometh by hearing the Word of God. In order to get the
most benefit from the Word, pray that the Holy Spirit will be your Teacher before reading,
pray that He will help you to lay down the things that you think you know and allow Him
to teach you the things you ought to know. Also pray for Wisdom, Understanding,
knowledge and discernment.

Way #4) By giving credence to the testimony of our fathers.

“Remember the former things of old”-Isaiah 46:9

This includes the Scriptures, the antient historians, the Church Fathers
(primarily Ante-Nicene) and so much more (Josephus, Philo of Alexandria,
Tacitus, Herodotus, Mosheim’s Ecclesiastical History, Howard Pyle’s Arthurian compilations, etc.)
If it doesn’t contradict Ways 2 or 3 or 6 or 7, or 8-10, then it can be included.

Way # 5) By the magisterium, or teaching authority of the True Church from the
Beginning of the World ‘til now. This includes the Book of Enoch, II Enoch (Secrets),
the Torah, the Elder’s Journal, the Rules and Resolutions for RLDS, some True
traditions of Roman Catholics such as the perpetual virginity of Mary, and many
other things, the Ante-Nicene Fathers, and some other writings of the Post Nicene
Fathers, the JCRB, Remnant and Jubyite Conference Resolutions, and more.

Way#6) By the Multitude of Counsellors, or the Multitude of Council.

“Blessed is the man who walketh not after the counsel of the ungodly”-Psalms 1:1

“For by wise counsel thou shalt make thy war: and in multitude of counsellors there is safety.”
-Proverbs 24:6

This can include:

*The magisterium, which is not infallible.
*The Scriptures, which are not infallible.

“The spirit of the prophets is subject to the prophets” –I Corinthians 14:32

“For behold, they have taken away from the Gospel of the Lamb many parts which are plain
and most precious.” –I Nephi 3:168 (RCE, 1908); 13:26( LDS)

“Wherefore let me intreat you to read it with favour and attention, and to pardon us, wherein
we may seem to come short of some words, which we have labored to interpret.”
-From Ben Sira (Ecclesiasticus, or Wisdom of Jesus, or Wisdom of Sirach), Introduction.

“And now if there be fault, it be the mistake of men; wherefore condemn not the things of God,
that ye may be found spotless at the judgment seat of Christ.”
– Book of Mormon, Title Page 1:8 (RCE)

*The leadership of the Church, which is not infallible.

These are checks and balances, and we must listen to the Voice of the Spirit, the Good Shepherd.
The Scriptures, what is written, is the plumb line. It, what is written in the in the Scriptures inspired of God must be relied upon. (RLDS Doctrine and Covenants 16:1C;LDS Doctrine and Covenants
18:3)

The leadership of the Church interprets the law and brings the Church into order.

Also Godly parents, friends ,teachers, Priesthood, Nuns, Monks, books, spouses, and Prophets
and Leaders and other Authorities ought to be hearkened unto if indeed their counsel is Godly,
for God can and does use some or all of these as prophets to speak into our lives. These all
listed above, inasmuch as they don’t contradict Ways 2, 3, 4, or Ways 7-10, must be acceded
to to ensure that we do not become heretics, who choose for ourselves what to believe.

Way # 7) By Special Conferences And Councils:

As both Roman Catholic, Orthodox Catholic, Nestorian Catholic, Koptic Catholic, Mormons
and RLDS well know (though their interpretation of things may vary widely), sometimes one
cannot know whether a thing is true or not alone. Sometimes that must be done corporately.

It can be done in a way akin to the Scientific Method also, such as in the School of the Prophets.

Also, that is one of the reasons God is restructuring His Church, so that corporately we can
as a body of people have a consensus as to whether words put forth as the Word of the Lord
are actually from the Lord. All things pertaining to Zion shall be judged. There will be a School
of the Prophets (actually it already began, with the Jubyites) which will minister and lead to the
Endowment of the Holy Spirit, where we can use methods to test knowledge, and theory and
principle ,and doctrine, etc., pertaining to truth and the Kingdom. As the years of
the Millennium roll forth, it must go on and on and on.

Way # 8) By the Law of Non-contradiction

Nothing one allows him/herself to believe can truly contradict anything else that he or
she knows to be true, not supposes to be true, but knows to be true by Ways 1-6, and
also by Ways 9-12.


Way #9) By the Law of Paradoxes, or Seeming Contradictions, that are not really
contradictions at all, but only seem to be so, such as Zeno’s’ infinite division of
distance Paradox, which is solved by the fact that infinite integers all add up to a
finite number. (True in at least two ways, by filling up a box, and adding up
all integers from - infinity-+infinity, of which the sum is -1/12.)

Way # 10) By reason and logic, and common sense, and Intuition.

Reason and logic can take you to the existence of God, and even to the distinction
of the soul from the body, (Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy) but it cannot
take you to Altruism or self-denial for the sake of a Savior, nor to the Cross of Calvary,
which is why it is weak. Common Sense, if one has it, is wiser than Reason and Logic Alone.

Intuition is yet wiser. Yet only a direct revelation from God or the preaching of the Word,
or a belief in another’s testimony can bring a man to the Jesus of the Bible .

Way #11) By nature.

After a revelation of God it is impossible for a believer not to see God in the vast
wonders of nature. Nature reveals God in multitudinous ways, and will reveal
many scientific truths, and mathematical, and metaphysical and astronomical
ones as well, but it, again, is weak, for it does not have the power to bring the
unbeliever even to God on its own.


Way #12) By evidence, or proof.


The weakest of all, for all the proof in the world will not convince an unbeliever
to trust in Christ as his Savior, only the Preaching of the Word of God can do so, or
as stated before, testimony or revelation, for the power is in the Word, not in the evidence.
RLDS Doctrine And Covenants 5:2C;LDS Doctrine And Covenants 5:7 Behold, if they
will not believe my words, they would not believe you, my servant Joseph, if it were
possible that you should show them all these things which I have committed unto you.

Wherefore, Ways 10, 11 and 12 will do nothing for the unbeliever.

Way #13) By going to the source. I thought there was some truth in the
teachings of Hermes Trismegistus but I found that when I went to the source
(the Corpus Trismegistus) I thought I found that it was contradictory to the truth, for it described a false vision (Although it was lofty, I know from experience that it is very possible to have a very realistic and vivid false vision) that told him nature was evil and darkness and all wet things had the nature of darkness and only God was good. God said in His Word that all things he had created were very good. But then I went to the Corpus Hermeticum and found the Corpus Trismegistus to be a counterfeit of that, as the Crystal plates of Thoth were a counterfeit of the Emerald Tablet of Hermes. I believe men added to Hermes Teachings with those counterfeits such as the teaching about opening your chakras and third eye, which is evil and opens you to the Kundalini spirit (As Youtube videos of people writhing and contorting show). This was never a teaching of Hermes.

Sometimes you don’t know something is wrong (or even right unless you go right to the source.

There is much water in heaven as many people who have recorded true Near Death
Experiences and as even the Bible itself will tell you. And water is life, and the nature
of life is not evil, and it is apparent that water is very wet indeed. Also, God is composed of
matter and spirit as are all things in existence, and they added to Hermes' teachings that all matter was evil which is why the Gnostics and all who came from them from the Manichaeans to the Cathari called matter evil, and Tatian erroneously taught that God was distinguished from
matter. Augustine may have taught that Hermes’ teachings were compatible with Christianity, and he was right. He searched as I did.


Way #14) By Faith.

Faith cometh by hearing the Word of God-Joseph Smith, Jr.

God requires faith of all who desire to come unto him and of all who do
come unto him. This has been the basic requirement since before the
beginning of time. Augustine and Isaiah both said, If you believe not,
neither shall you understand. Hebrews says that "Without faith it is
impossible to please him [God]." Belief and faith come before one can
understand the things of God. The things of God can no man understand
save he has the Holy Spirit of God in him, just as the things of man cannot
be understood but by the spirit of man. Granted, that is a paraphrase,
but it is basically what the Bible says.


Way 15) By revelation.

Revelation is the Rock upon which Christ's Church is built, which is also
known as Jesus Christ. He reveals (or uncovers) ALL things to the faithful,
both things past, things present and things to come, which is what Truth is,
for God is Truth and Christ is the Spirit of Truth. Revelation is the uncovering or revealment of ALL THINGS.

However, satan can give revelation too, and does, of false things mixed with true
things, because it is his job to deceive, as he is the deceiver.

Wherefore, all revelation given MUST be tested by the other WAYS, (Scriptures,
evidence, etc. ). II Timothy 3:16 And all scripture given by inspiration of
God, is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction
in righteousness;

That is the true test of all revelation.

Way #16) By trying the spirits

There are 3 Grand Keys to trying the spirits.

LDS Doctrine and Covenants 129:1-9
1 There are two kinds of beings in heaven, namely: Angels,
who are resurrected personages, having bodies of flesh and
bones—
2 For instance, Jesus said: Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not
flesh and bones, as ye see me have.
3 Secondly: the spirits of just men made perfect, they who are not
resurrected, but inherit the same glory.
4 When a messenger comes saying he has a message from God,
offer him your hand and request him to shake hands with you.
5 If he be an angel he will do so, and you will feel his hand.
6 If he be the spirit of a just man made perfect he will come in his
glory; for that is the only way he can appear—
7 Ask him to shake hands with you, but he will not move,
because it is contrary to the order of heaven for a just man to
deceive; but he will still deliver his message.
8 If it be the devil as an angel of light, when you ask him to shake
hands he will offer you his hand, and you will not feel anything;
you may therefore detect him.
9 These are three grand keys whereby you may know whether any
administration is from God.

Also, according to Joseph Smith, Jr, in one of his sermons, no angel of
God has wings (at least, I add importantly, as as it appertains to the
visitations to this earth.)

No angel of God, as Smith has also said, in a pamphlet he wrote has sandy
hair.

Although demons can say "Jesus is come in the flesh" (and they certainly
can say that) and a false Scripture can give a falsified account of
Jesus coming in the flesh (such as the Urantia Book, or Edgar Caycee's false
prophecies), confession is not, is not just merely saying or giving an account
of Jesus in the flesh, but will any demon, fallen angel, devil or unclean spirit
confess that Jesus is their Crucified Lord? I think not. Jehovah's Witnesses
believe that He was impaled on a torture stake, and think they can prove this
(and if they tell you to do research on Google their side of the story will be the
 

James 1:5-7















5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not.















6 But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering; for he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed.















7 For let not that man think that he shall receive anything of the Lord.































Verses 6-7 are related to Ether 5:7 RLDS;12:6 LDS, mentioned at the beginning of this little work.











APPENDIX:



More ways that I come up with from time to time.



1)It should make sense, or it may not be true.

2) Don't make easy assumptions, such as 'The Book of Mormon is the Book of the Devil' or 'the earth is flat' or 'there couldn't have been Gravity or space or NASA has not been to the moon or traveled in space ever and there is no ISS so this can't be true' or 'all aliens come form hell so there is no life outside of this planet and no friendly aliens ever visit us' and there are probably hundreds of thousands of other wrong assumptions people start their research out with.

3)In research, you usually find what you want to find, so be careful when what you want to find is not the truth.

4) A good journalist is not just after facts, but digs for the truth.

5) Much truth is suppressed by industry, religions, government and intelligentsia.



I have much more to say on this subject, and there will be a major sequel to this little book, a much thicker book covering much more ground and many more topics. Happy digging!































Completed 3-28-2019 @2:10 AM CST































Revised 3-28-2019 3:21 AM CST































Revised again 4-22-2019 5:50 PM CST































Revised again 4-22-2019 6:10 PM CST















Revised again 9-12-2019 8:20 PM CST















Final Draft typed 3-28-2019 12:42 PM CST















Updated Twice 8-23-2019 6:53 PM and 7:21 PM CST







Updated again 11/06-2021 @3:24 PM CDT, and at 3:26 PM CDT, same day.









Brent S.









How to use this system: This system can't tell you anything, it takes a lifetime of work on your own part and is a test for all truth. With everything you learn or think you know, run it through each of the twenty-one parts of the test.







This may take considerable time and prayer and thought and meditation, and pondering, and















contemplation, and effort, and deep study, and not all twenty-one parts may be necessary for















every fact and theory, and principle and philosophy or doctrine (teaching).















However anything that is truth should not fail any of the 21 tests, though















some truth can seem counter-intuitive and paradoxical, but a paradox is the















opposite of a contradiction, for all paradoxes have either already been or















will be resolved.































Also learn to think cubically, for the truth has many sides. Updated and















republished by































Brent L Sohlden on 4/19/2019 at 4:44:40 AM CST--(/end document)















(Now, at 4:44 AM CDT, the song Dancing Queen sung by Puddles Pity Party, the Sad Clown with the Golden Voice, is on!) But it's loosely based on, uh, (Now, at 4:46:12 AM CDT, Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Full with Cannons) posted by YouTuber avrilfan2213 is on! I love that song! Hallelujah!) Douglas Hatten's how to escapeson- Escape Deception, um, (smacks lips), only I added more Ways of escaping deception to that, and I elaborated on every point of those, so, and I added more to it in my Diaries later on. Those are good things. I hope to, uh publish a book based on those things later to help people learn how to escape deception, and to be grounded in the Truth (sigh) That's all for now. (sigh) Thank You Father so much for your Word. Thank You so much for the Book of Mormon and the Sealed Book of Mormon. Thank You (Now, at 5:01:45 AM CDT, the Mandalorian Theme song by YSSY is on posted by YouTuber YSSY is on, reminding me to change YouTube from my music playlist to Star Wars lore on Autoplay. At 5:05:39 AM CDT the first Star Wars Lore Video is All Jedi Eras Explained | Star Wars Legends Lore by YouTuber EckhartsLadder.) so much for my friend Rick, In Christ's Name I pray, Amen.























From the book, Bubbles of The Foam, I learned that Fortune is a she. That's about all I got out of it.























Next, reading Thinking As A Science by Henry Hazlitt (1894-1993) Released by Project Gutenberg May 31, 2018 Ebook #57243) (c)1916 by E.P. Dutton & company.















Real thinking, Independent Thinking, hard thinking.







"...Most people, When confronted with a problem, immediately acquire an inordinate desire to "read up" on it. When they get stuck mentally, the first thing such people do is to run to a book."-Ibid (At 5:21:42 AM CDT Star Wars: The Complete Canon Timeline (2020) posted by YouTuber Star Wars Explained is on)







In other words, instead of thinking, we turn to a book.















I say, there can be times when this is perfect! Ok, but constant reliance on books to do all your thinking for you is not ok for a true thinker. But the True books you HAVE READ, or have read from, MUST ground all your thinking!!! (At 5:31 AM CDT I turned Pluto TV to Star Trek: The Next Generation) If your thinker works properly, you will be grounded enough in the proper Books or books to keep your Independent Thinking in alignment with God's way of thinking, with the need to consult books from time to time still existing, but shouldn't be too heavily relied upon.







"But when I use the word thinking, I mean thinking with a purpose, with an end in view, thinking to solve a problem."-Ibid.



Love is sacrifice.



6:16 AM CDT

I'm going to eat a earthbalance sandwich right now then get ready for work.



7:44 AM CDT

I also had peanuts and canned pears and streamed Super Mario World 2 and Donkey Kong Country 1. I'm going to work now. Once I went to wok, then to work, then finished wok after work.



8:53 AM CDT



RLDS Doctrine And Covenants Section 13







1a Hearken, my servant John, and listen to the words of Jesus Christ, your Lord and your Redeemer;







1b for, behold, I speak unto you with sharpness and with power, for mine arm is over all the earth, and I will tell you that which no man knoweth save me and thee alone;







1c for many times you have desired of me to know that which would be of the most worth unto you.







2 Behold, blessed are you for this thing, and for speaking my words, which I have given you, according to my commandments.







3 And now, behold, I say unto you, that the thing which will be of the most worth unto you, will be to declare repentance unto this people, that you may bring souls unto me, that you may rest with them in the kingdom of my Father. Amen.







I'm about to clock in for work after I had a hearty breakfast and streamed for Maggie's sake. I played Clash of Clans.





10:59 AM I'm on break, doing my second but really my third stream of the day. I started to do towel buckets when I was blocked from doing this by a big black bucket in front of the towel sink which is also the mop sink. I asked one Manager what to do about this and she did not know so I asked another manager and he said he'd check it out in a minute but he went on break. While I was waiting 'a minute' for the male Manager to check it out I decided to change a full trash can when Randy Abbott told me that the men's room was out of toilet paper. I was going to take care of all that when my GM told me she wanted the lot trash changed before I did bathrooms. I told her the situation, and she said I could change the toilet paper, then I needed the lot trash changed before I did anything else. After I did those things I started to ask the Managress in charge if I could go to break and she asked me what I'd done so far. Then I remembered I hadn't done towel buckets yet and told her so, so I did towel buckets and the Manager in charge after I was done he said I could go to break.



Now I'm streaming hoping that if Maggie's not working or sleeping or otherwise busy, she's watching. I think she lives here in Missouri; am pretty sure of it. Her messages to me on the internet are few, but she has demonstrated a willingness to not only give me three chances now, but to put up with my delusional foolish nonsense when I get into those delusional mental states that I get in sometimes. Thanks, Mags, you're the greatest, next to God, who is greater than all.



2:47 PM CDT

Stay in touch, above all, with how you feel.

Lucky Numbers 51, 45, 19, 26, 42, 18





Brent S



Start Shift 9:00 11/06/2021



Meal Break Start 10:49

Meal Break End 11:19



End Shift 13:36



When I came home after work, I had a Triple Decker Peanutbu t t er and earthbalance sandwich. On the first layer was peanutbutter. In the middle was earthbalance, a blend of peanut but t er and coconut oil. On the top layer was more peanut b u t t er.



3:03 PM CDT I think I solved a mystery. I asked Google what my angels were trying to tell me if I kept hearing knocking and nobody was there. Quora.com answered the best:



Profile photo for Grace Guerrero



Grace Guerrero



, Clairvoyant (1970-present)



Answered Sep 17



For one you should always look to see who it is, and if no one is there DO NOT open the door. It is said that if you hear someone knocking and there’s no one there, It is a malevolent spirit and the door should never be opened. Believe it or not but there are spiritual laws such as: a malevolent spirit. can legally be in your home because you invited it in and it will not leave that easily . Hope that helps.







I think first I will get on Steve's Ring App plan, which I will discuss with my new payee appointed by CMHS. This way I can always see if there is anyone at the door because these knocks are starting to sound so authentic. Second I will call for the RLDS Elders to anoint, bless and exorcise my house.





Adversus Haereses of Mark Edward Sohlden the Dustmite



Dedicated first to God, then to my spiritual father Mark Edward Sohlden, in hopes that in reading this I can help, with the help of the Holy Spirit of God, change my near dear uncle's heart and mind so he can fulfill his calling. Amen.





Introduction and plan of the work



My uncle got me started in the faith of this Latter Day work, and I owe a lot to him for the things he taught me in my early years to the best of his ability. Parts of this treatise will be taken, with due credit given, to Protestant, Evanngelical, Mormon, Pentecostal and Restorationist (RLDS and other sects possibly) to supplement the truths I mean to illustrate in this book. Mark taught me that writing needs to be organized which is, though I wrote it years before he told me this, what I tried without really trying to do with the former treatise I have made, which I will addend to this one as an afterward, to help the Saints and the world at large if they can ever believe at all, even in Jesus, to escape deceptions of the adversary, the world and self. I myself am not important, though portions of my testimony and background (and also Mark's from what I can gather from what he himself has transmitted to me) shall be included in this book to illustrate how he has believed things either taught to him by erring priesthood or men, the Jezebel and Ahab mentors Peggy and Paul Smart, demons, the adversary, his own mind or something he picked up on TV or the radio in years past or in bad sermons he heard that he listened to without discernment, or by wresting the Scriptures, the very Three In One and King James Bible that he has literally torn apart by reading and rereading, that he lost once and was returned to him after over 16 years of not knowing where it had gone! I know God must be working in his life for God to bless him so, and God has delivered him from much, and he has claimed to repent, as layers and layers of years lost in sin are starting to peel off of the man. But, despite this, he teaches many things that are not congruent with the truth in God, all my former delusions that I am subject to having no part or lot in these matters. God shows me my weakness and in this weakness I have been made strong and my object is to expose Mark's heresies, as already in my diaries God has dealt with my many delusions.



So, as I said, to have this to be an organized work, I will deal with Mark's heresies in pretty much the order in which I was exposed to them all, call them out and name them, and will write a brief or lengthy chapter on each.





I The Truth of the Body Heresy (Christian Nudism)



II The First Provocation Heresy



III The No Worthwhile Light But In The Restoration Heresy



Continued tomorrow or later tonight. . . .





Jesus Calling, November 06





Seek to please Jesus above all else.





RLDS DC 129:2A



My servant Joseph Luff cannot fulfill the duties of a member of the quorum of twelve in actively looking after and caring for the missionary work in the field and discharge the duties of his calling as a physician ministering to the many seeking his advice and aid with safety to himself and others.





According to my dreams (night visions) which God showed me, my calling is to be an Apostle in the field, not a doctor, as I wanted to be in my first life of the number 36, which means 2 lives. At Ludington I would study tomes and tomes of law and physic (medical) books, aspiring to be both a skilled Doctor, a lettered Lawyer and a Missionary when I was older. This Revelation of God to me tells me that I need to fulfill my calling only as a Missionary Apostle, or an Apostle in the Missionary field, for being both a Physician and Field Apostle is not feasible.





10:46 PM CDT

I went to McDonald's to get my work hours for next week and my hat which I dropped in the sanitized towel water accidentally earlier today, and I had accidentally left there to dry. When I came home, I updated my book Ways To Know and Discern All Truth and Reality concerning the Thrice Great Hermes, then posted The Last Jedi Humorous Version to theforce.net, with some alterations because it was my work. I have been cooperating with, rather than fighting with, the tf.n mods, and things have been going much more smoothly than before, Praise Gods!



Here are my work hours:



MON 11/08 OFF

TUE 11/09 9-1

WED 11/10 9-1

THU 11/11 OFF

FRI 11/12 OFF

SAT 11/13 9-1

SUN 11/14 OFF



After I got back to work, I cleaned the bathrooms and changed all the inside trash that needed it. The last thing I think I did before leaving the workplace was do a lot pick-up, during which I gave a man having car trouble some friendly advice, for which he thanked me. God, bless that man. Help him to be saved in Thy Kingdom. In Christ's Name, Amen.

              DAILY SCHEDULE

                 11/06/2021 AD

2:30 AM? WAKE UP

Did research on how to keep save positions on Snes9x emulator, during the current stream I was doing.

Played Super Mario World 1 on Stream.

5 AM-6AM Sleeping on Stream.

6AM Played more Super Mario World ?, ate first breakfast; slept

7:30 AM-8AM Internet. Got ready for work, Left for work.

8:25 AM Streamed Albion ? and ate second breakfast..

9 AM-10:49 AM Work.

10:49 AM-11:19 AM Break, Streamed a third time.

11:19AM-1:36PM Work.

1:36 PM Went to Sun Fresh/HyVee's to see if Keegan was there.  He was not.  Ate two eggrolls at Chinese place.  Went home.


2:15PM?-7:06 PM Ate Second lunch, Journaled, Internet time, e-mail, discord, tried to rally Albion adventurers to help me Dungeoneer, started book Against Heresies of Mark Edward Sohlden the Dustmite, wrote meal logs, time slips, Fortune, did research about what it meant when I heard knocking and no answer constantly, took pills and supplements. Make Schedule.

7:08 PM Make Schedule,  Scripture,Prayer, Correct Ways To Know All Truth And Reality, Prayer at my prayer altar ?, Post The Last Jedi Humorous Version on theforce.net, Journal, Bike to McDonald's to get hat and work hours

Russian Lesson
Stream Wolf 3-D.
(X) Read Historical Essay on Bogomils, Cathari on Academia, on email.
(X)Watch Mark's latest untitled Dustmite Testimony using link on the email he sent me to familiarize myself with the heresies in it so I can speak to them.

I put his email in a Mark Folder.


(X) Stream Albion on Melee for an hour or two


(X)Brush

                                 
(X)Floss

(X) Work on hardcopy of Diary X                                   
Bed

                     
   Ciou!

WARNING: THIS PARODY STAR WARS SCRIPT CONTAINS MANY GENERAL SW SAGA SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Title: Star Wars Episode VIII, The Last Jedi: The Humorous Version

Author: The MaraandLukeForever forum members and the Jedi Council possibly. First Author: study3600.

Rating: PG-13 for language, violence, sex jokes and mature themes.

Characters: Princess Lee Smits, Kindof Thin/Been-There Off, Marcus Streetwalker, Rainbow, Fun-2187, Potato Dangerous, Supreme Fuhrer Snot, General Armpit Hoax, Captain Spasm, Chunkalunk the Cookie, Yoga, Moss Canada, Radio Host the Codebreaker, Rose Teacup, Admiral Fishhead, Admiral Holdover, Porks, See-Stinky-O, R2-Detour.

Genre: Fantasy/Humor

Timeline: The same as TLJ.

Length: An entire typical movie script.

Summary: The Third Order Strikes Back and the Revolution makes a desperate escape.  Tracked by Lord Snot through Hyperspace, the Revolution makes a Last Stand on a planet invaded by Kindof Thin's Imperious forces. Meanwhile, Rainbow tries to win the legendary Marcus Streetwalker to the cause of the Revolution, and Kindof Thin and Rainbow start to develop a really weird relationship....

Notes: The rules are, anyone can post scenes, but please keep things consistent and don't post the scenes out of order. Stick to the parody names given in the title card above and if something is not yet named, by all means name it. All ideas you have must be discussed/proposed in the Humorous version planning threads linked below rather than you commenting about them in the thread, but compliments, constructive criiticism and other types of apropos comments are always welcome anytime. You don't have to discuss an idea on the HV planning thread in order to use it, that is not what I am saying at all.

Here is the best link to the actual movie script I could find:


[url=http://WARNING:THIS PARODY STAR WARS SCRIPT CONTAINS MANY GENERAL SW SAGA SPOILERS!!!!!!!  Title: Star Wars Episode VIII, The Last Jedi: The Humorous Version  Author: The MaraandLukeForever forum members and the Jedi Council possibly. First Author: study3600.  Rating: PG-13 for language, violence, sex jokes and mature themes.  Characters: Princess Lee Smits, Kindof Thin/Been-There Off, Marcus Streetwalker, Rainbow, Fun-2187, Potato Dangerous, Supreme Fuhrer Snot, General Armpit Hoax, Captain Spasm, Chunkalunk the Cookie, Yoga, Moss Canada, Radio Host the Codebreaker, Rose Teacup, Admiral Fishhead, Admiral Holdover, Porks, See-Stinky-O, R2-Detour.  Genre: Fantasy/Humor  Timeline: The same as TLJ.  Length: An entire typical movie script.  Summary: The Third Order Strikes Back and the Revolution makes a desperate escape.  Tracked by Lord Snot through Hyperspace, the Revolution makes a Last Stand on a planet invaded by Kindof Thin's Imperious forces. Meanwhile, Rainbow tries to win the legendary Marcus Streetwalker to the cause of the Revolution, and Kindof Thin and Rainbow start to develop a really weird relationship....  Notes: The rules are, anyone can post scenes, but please keep things consistent and don't post the scenes out of order. Stick to the parody names given in the title card above and if something is not yet named, by all means name it. All ideas you have must be discussed/proposed in the Humorous version planning threads linked below rather than you commenting about them in the thread, but compliments, constructive criiticism and other types of apropos comments are always welcome anytime. You don't have to discuss an idea on the HV planning thread in order to use it, that is not what I am saying at all.  Here is the best link to the actual movie script I could find:   www.scripts.com/script/star_wars%3A_the_last_jedi_18787]www.scripts.com/script/star_wars%3A_the_last_jedi_18787[/url]

[url=http://maraandlukeforever.boards.net/thread/52/elements-screenplay  Writing in script format]maraandlukeforever.boards.net/thread/52/elements-screenplay[/url]

Writing in script format

A long time ago in a galaxy some say doesn't feel lived in like in the OT but you be the judge of that....


SC 01 EXT.SPACE

(Man, I have to write this line again?!)(Sigh) A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for, ah, screw it, here it is:



THE HUMOROUS VERSIONS

EPISODE VIII:

THE LAST STAR WARS MOVIE SOME FANS WILL EVER WANT TO WATCH (BUT I LIKE IT AND TRoS THE MOST, BUT THAT'S ME)

The THIRD ORDER rains, er, reigns.  Having decimated the peaceful Republic, SUPREME FUHRER SNOT now deploys his merciless ROMAN LEGIONS to seize control of Austria, invade Poland and rule the galaxy.
Only General LEE SMITS'S pitiful little band of REVOLUTION SCUM stands against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Marcus Streetwalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight.
But the Revolution has been caught with its pants down.  As the THIRD ORDER speeds toward the REBEL BASE, the brave heroes mount a desperate escape....

SC 02 EXT DARK-REVOLUTION BASE-DARK

On the planet's surface, LIEUTENANT KID'S DELL BROKE AND CAN'T CONNECT and her tall colleague INDIANA JONES oversee the frantic evacuation of the Revolution Scum Base. Everyone scurries about with flashlights because no one can see their own hand in front of their face because of the sheer DARKNESS of the PLANET DARK.

INDIANA JONES: We're not clear yet! There's still 30 pallets of cannonballs in Fort Ticonderoga.

KID'S DELL BROKE AND CAN'T CONNECT: Forget the cannonballs, there's no time.  Just get everyone on the transport! (hears a distant boom) Oh, no!

CONNECT and JONES look up and see two ID4 RESURGENCE-CLASS STAR WHACKERS appear in the INKY DARK SKY, despite the fact that they can't see anything anywhere, not even the flashlight beams. Everyone is constantly bumping and colliding into each other and saying 'sorry'.  The ID4 RESURGENCE CLASS STAR WHACKERS are quickly joined by the STAR WHACKER FINAL EXAM.

SC 03 INT. FINAL EXAM-BRIDGE

On board the bridge, CAPTAIN THOMAS EDISON WEASLEY of the Final Exam watches the Raddish in the distance, then turns to GENERAL ARMPIT HOAX.

WEASLEY: We've caught them in the middle of their evacuation.

HOAX:  I have my orders from Supreme Fuhrer Snot himself.  This is where we snuff out the-ah-ah-ah-AH (puts finger under nose but still the sneeze comes) CHOOOOO! 

WEASLEY: Gazundheit!

HOAX: -Revolution once and for all.  Tell Captain Candy to prime his DreadedNought.  Incinerate their base, destroy their transports, obliterate their fleet, and shine my boots please they're getting a little dull.

WEASLEY: It shall be done.

SC 04 EXT. SPACE-DAY (WT* ?!? DAY IN SPACE?!? WHO WROTE THIS?!)

The enormous MANDATORY IV-CLASS SIEGE DREADEDNOUGHT known as the Futurama, owned by CAPTAIN MOLTEN CANDY, pops from hyperspace and into the foreground from the far reaches of space. Two massive cannons slung beneath the ship's belly just beneth its navel begin to lower and take aim.

SC 05 INT. STAR DESTROYER FINAL EXAM

In the Whacker's bridge pit, a beautiful yet stern monitor eyes a red X shape on her radar screen, her surroundings lit red for ideal visibility during battlefield conditions.

MONITOR: General, Revolution ship approaching. Launching shields in attack mode.

HOAX:(incredulous) A single light fighter?

CARA DUNE: We're saved! It's Luke again! Come to save Star Wars! Hooray!

SC 06 EXT SPACE 

The X-Wing ship faces off with the Futurama.  The tiny droid BB-GUN occupies the tailseat with COMMANDER POTATO DANGEROUS up front.

SC 07 INT. X-WING SHIP COCKPIT

POTATO: Happy beeps here, buddy, come on.

SC 08 INT RADDISH-CONTROL ROOM

GENERAL LEE SMITS monitors him from the control room.

POTATO (over intercom):  We've pulled crazier stunts than this.

LEE: Just for the record, Commander Dangerously, I'm with the droid on this one.

POTATO: (over intercom) If this doesn't work, you'll be too dead to know about it.

LEE: Why doesn't that assure me?

SC 09 INT X-WING SHIP-COCKPIT

Happy beeps. Attention! (flicks a switch) This is a public service announcement from Commander Potato Dangerous of the Republic Fleet, for the crew of the FINAL EXAM and for General Hoax in particular.

SC 10 INT STAR WHACKER FINAL EXAM-BRIDGE PIT

LAZY K: Patch him through.

ARMPIT HOAX: This is General Hoax of the THIRD ORDER. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are rebel scum and war criminals.  Tell your precious princess there will be no terms... there will be no surrender.

POTATO: (over intercom)

(Begins to sing
Wash, wash, wash your hands, over and over again!
Then when they start to feel dirty once more
Wash them over again.

Only you can prevent the Sleeping Virus.
Life Day is in 170 Days.  Beat the rush and buy your Life Day presents early!

Stir, Whip, Stir, Whip, Whip, Whip, Stir, Beat, Stir, Stir, Whip, Whip, Stir, Stir, Stir! You can always substitute Bantha Rump for Bantha 
Loin.  Only you know the size of a bite in your family.

Now we will make our favorite dessert, Cookie cookies, from the planet Kasshhhyuck! First, in a large mixing bowl, combine three cups of fine Cookie flour with two Cookie hen eggs you can get at any Galactic Trading outpost....

WEASLEY: I believe he's tooling with you, sir.

POTATO: (over intercom) About his mother.

ARMPIT HOAX: Open fire!!

SC 11 INT X-WING SHIP-COCKPIT

Potato's ship's display is beeping rapidly.

POTATO: BB-GUN, punch it!

SC 12 EXT SPACE

BB-GUN beeps excitedly.  As the X-wing's rear nozzles fire, it hurdles forward.  The velocity causes BB-GUN'S head to slip back from his round beach ball body.

SC 13 INT STAR WHACKER FINAL EXAM-BRIDGE

WEASLEY: He's going for the dreadednought.

ARMPIT HOAX: Ha! He's insane.

SC 14 EXT SPACE

POTATO's fighter soars atop of the Futurama's hull, weaving and rolling throughout the aircraft's laserfire.

SC 15 EXT SPACE-POTATO'S X-WING

POTATO manages to fire on the Futurama's enemy cannons with fire with his own-(man this scriptwriter needs grammar lessons, he left out the word 'on' in that sentence--it literally says 'Poe manages to fire the Fulminatrix's enemy cannons' LOLOLOL)

SC 16 INT. STAR WHACKER FINAL EXAM-BRIDGE

Hoax watches with the grimmest expression imaginable. (At least that's a better use of the definite article than the one employed by this scriptwriter!!!)

SC 17 INT POTATO'S X-WING-COCKPIT

POTATO: All right, taking out the cannons now.  Tally-Ho, Start your approach.

TALLY-HO: (over intercom) Copy that.

POTATO: All right, taking out the cannons now. Tally-Ho, Start your approach.

Whack

TALLY-HO: Smarta**.

SC 18 INT. DREADEDNOUGHT FUTURAMA-BRIDGE

HOAX'S hologram appears.

HOAX: Captain Candy, why aren't you blasting that pissant ship?!

CANDY: That 'pissant ship' is too small and at too close range.  We need to scramble our fighters! Five bloody minutes ago.

GANDALF: He'll never penetrate our armor.

CANDY: He's not trying to penetrate our armor. He's clearing out our surface cannons.

GANDALF: They shall not pass!

SC 19 EXT SPACE

A squadron of enemy BOWTIE fighters swoop over (seriously?! 'Fighters swoops over'? Did this guy flunk out of English 101?!) in pursuit. BB-GUN chirps nervously.

SC 20 INT POTATO'S X-WING-COCKPIT

POTATO: This is where the fun begins.

SC 21 EXT SPACE

POTATO takes out the last cannon, then turns and picks off each member of the BOWTIE squadron one by one, each exploding in a massive FIREBALL.

SC 22 INT POTATO'S X-WING

POTATO: Burn, baby burn!

SC 23 INT DREADEDNOUGHT FUTURAMA-BRIDGE PIT

Candy paces aboard the Futurama.

CANDY: Are the auto cannons primed?

GANDALF: Primed and ready, sir.

CANDY: What are we waiting for? Fire on the base!!!

GANDALF: This is the planet Dark, sir! It's too dark down there to pick out any targets!

CANDY: Use infrared, fool!

GANDALF: Switching to infrared, sir....Targets acquired.

CANDY: Idiot.

SC 24 EXT SPACE

The Futurama's cannons unleash a barrage of laserfire.

SC 25 EXT DARK-REVOLUTION BASE-REVOLUTION LIFEBOAT-COCKPIT

KID'S DELL IS BROKE AND CAN'T CONNECT: Punch it!!

Connect's U-571 orbital loadlifter speeds to safety, narrowly avoiding the artillery blasts which strike Dark's surface.

SC 26 INT RADDISH-CONTROL ROOM

CONNECT: (over intercom) The last transport is in the air, the evacuation is complete.

LEE: You did it, Potato, now sacrifice a buch of our lives and TAKE OUT THAT F****** DREADEDNOUGHT!

SEE-STINKY-O, the golden droid from Patootie, stands next to LEE (This scriptwriter needs to learn a thing or two about COMMA PLACEMENT!)

LEE: Wipe that nervous expression off your face, Stinky-O.

STINKY-O: I am incapable of facial expressions, General.

LEE: Somehow, you manage.


SC 27 INT. POTATO'S X-WING-COCKPIT

POTATO: All clear, bring the bombs!

INT. STAR WHACKER FUTURAMA-BRIDGE

BACCHUS: (As he swirls his goblet of Ambrosia around, watching it give its color in the cup, da pretty little swirls, then takes a big slurp, then burps rather loudly as the laurel on his head slips over his nose and he quickly adjusts it so it sits back atop his taut-skinned bald head.) Dah, Captain, dah dere's an Revolution bobbers (hiccup) approaching.

CANDY: Of course they are, dolt. This blasted cadre of gods and demigods on my crew sure ain't as smart as they're cracked up to be.

ZEUS: Bombers approaching, sir! I think they belong to the Revolution. 

Whack

CANDY: Idiot! Baccchus told me that already! Did you not hear him?

ZEUS pulls off his twin lightning bolt-shaped earphones.

ZEUS: What did you say, sir? I didn't hear you. Why did you hit me?

CANDY: I'm surrounded by imbiciles!

HERACLES: I resemble that remark!

EXT SPACE

A squad of heavy bombers and A-Wing ships known as COBRA-KAI SQUADRON and BLUE SUEDE SHOES SQUADRON approaches the DREADEDNOUGHT, resembling WWII aeroplanes, with long virtual compartments extending from the WINDOW to the WALL.  LIEUTENANT TALISMAN LIPID, the beautiful young blonde pilot hovers on board her blue A-Wing ship.

TALLY-HO: Bombers, keep that tight formation.  Fighters, protect the bombers. Redtails, do your thing! Pretty boy in his newfangled jet fighter is goin' down! It's not every day we get a shot at a dreadednought, so make this count.

JOHN H ADAMS, JR.: Let's do this thing!

PAUL ADAMS: Yeah!

RUTHERFORD H. ADKINS: Pretty boy's goin' down!

WILLIAM ARMSTRONG: Down with the Third Order!

LEE ARCHER: **** Hitler!

WILLIAM BARTLEY: You mean Snot, don't you?

ARCHER: Yeah **** that scumbag Snot!

HOWARD BAUGH: Let's kick some Nazi a**!

HENRY CABOT LODGE BOHLER: The Third Order Luftwaffe is toast!

ALL: YEAHHHHH!

INT. COBRA-KAI HAMMER-COCKPIT

ATTICUS FINCH: Copy that, Blue Suede Shoes Squadron.

INT HEAVY BOMBER-COCKPIT

ATTICUS FINCH: (over intercom) I totally change my nature between my original book and its sequel. I start out as a conservative and then all of a sudden I'm a leftist 10 years later for no apparent reason blamed lucky I raised my daughter right! What was Harper Lee thinking! The last thing I eever wanted to be was completely written out of character!

PILOT: (Over intercom) Copy that.

TEENY-BOPPER: Fighters incoming.

A squad of Third Order BOWTIE fighters approach the squadron.

INT. A-WING-COCKPIT

TALLY-HO: Gunners, look alive.

BOWTIE fighters fire.

PILOT 2: (over intercom) S[n? LOL]ubfighters at 2-10!

PILOT 3:

PILOT 2: Pilot 3, are you there?

PILOT 3:

PILOT 2: Uh, Blue Suede Shoes leader, I think Pilot 3 is not looking alive.

The PILOTLESS A-WING goes about erratically and aimlessly every which way, bowling into BOWTIE after BOWTIE, making them explode, taking out about half of them.

TUBBY JELLYROLL: Wow this dead guy is making all our jobs easier! (Begins doing the same thing as the now dead PILOT 3 is doing, zigzagging everywhere crazily, plowing through all kinds of BOWTIES.)

TALLY-HO: Everyone follow Jellyroll's lead!

Like a pinball machine with about 24 PINBALLS and every BOWTIE an explodeable BUMPER, all the A-WINGS go crazy, following totally erratic flightpaths and taking out ALL the IMPERIOUS BOWTIES.

TALLY-HO: Ok, Bombardiers....begin your drop sequence!

THE NOID: I've got a visual on the target. We are approaching the point of attack.  The bombs are armed.

BACCHUS: (hic) Auto canons aimed.



GANDALF: 40 seconds until full charge. They shall not pass!



CANDY: Destroy that last bomber!



POTATO: Page, come in. You're our last bomber. We're all counting on you.



PAGE: St. Nick!



POTATO: Page! Drop the pageload NOW!



DINCH FALLOW: Look out!!!



PAGE: No!!!



TALLY-HO: Bombs away!



PAGE falls down to the bottom of the shaft and sees the manual remote trigger for the bombs is way up above her so she kicks it three times but it doesn't come down. She grips the pendant around her neck, breathes and gives it one more solid kick. The remote comes down and she catches it and all the bombs drop onto the dreadnought. Now was that so hard to write Mr. Johnson? Your script completely leaves out Page's heroic sacrifice!



TALLY-HO: Direct hit! Dreadnaught down!



MONITOR: General, Supreme Leader Snot ....is making direct contact from the ship.



HOAX: I'll take it in my chambers.



Just then a menacing larger than life hologram of LORD SNOT appears blocking his path.



SNOT: General Hoax! My disappointment in your performance cannot be overstated.



Suddenly SNOT uses the Force to make HOAX do a break dance on the floor of the ship.



HOAX: They can't escape! I have them tied to the end of a kite string.



SC 30 INT THE RADDISH



Back with the Revolution, Fun is back in the medbay sleeping. Suddenly he shoots up.



FUN: Rain- ow! (He hits his head)



POTATO: Well done, pal. "Fun naked leaking bag? Just what kind of fun are you into BB?"



He turns around to see Fun walking down the hallway half naked wearing a leaking bag.



POTATO: Oh, that's what you meant.



Potato embraces Fun.



POTATO: It's so good to have you back. Let's get you dressed. I'm sure you have a lot of questions.